NJ limericks

There once was a kid from Bellemead
Who never learned how to read
At twelve thousand dollars
They all should be scholars
Like stuck pigs the taxpayers bleed

There once was a man from Howell
Who had trouble moving his bowells
In the mail came his tax
It worked just like EX-Lax
And his bathroom now smells real foul

There once was a girl from Brigantine
Who couldn't pump her own gasoline
While away on vacation
She blew up the station
Her wits were just not that keen

There once was a man from Wayne
Whose taxes drive him insane
He used his Mercedes
To run down old ladies
And now they are suing for pain.

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals: "So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my..."

Protesting Military Funerals

So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my front yard, and we will see if your First Amendment rights are better than my Second Amendment Rights.

Tom's Tree Service is the Best

Toms Tree Service is awesome. These guys worked their balls off and took down a goddam 100' tree in a few hours. All the guys were AMERICAN to boot. I would highly recommend these guys. Over and out!!!!!!!!

Liberal commie senator wants to ban chewing tobacco in MLB

So today, I learned that Senator Frank Lautenburg (D) wants to ban chewing tobacco at major league baseball games. ( Chewing tobacco may be a bad influence on the children.)  Don't these pols have anything better to do with all the crap going on in the state? Liberal commies are destroying America and turning it into a whoossie, nanny state. This guy needs to retire immediately!