NJ limericks

There once was a kid from Bellemead
Who never learned how to read
At twelve thousand dollars
They all should be scholars
Like stuck pigs the taxpayers bleed

There once was a man from Howell
Who had trouble moving his bowells
In the mail came his tax
It worked just like EX-Lax
And his bathroom now smells real foul

There once was a girl from Brigantine
Who couldn't pump her own gasoline
While away on vacation
She blew up the station
Her wits were just not that keen

There once was a man from Wayne
Whose taxes drive him insane
He used his Mercedes
To run down old ladies
And now they are suing for pain.