Dear Employer:
Since I have never called in sick over the past few years, please send me a check for $ 25,000. I will also require every imagineable holiday off ( including Groundhog Day ) and summers off so that I may spend time with my friends and famly. In addition, I would like my medical insurance paid in full and of course I will require the best plan there is. Also essential is a uniform allowance of $ 700. per year, even though I do not wear a uniform and a paycheck over the summer months while I am not working. If these demands are not met, I will whine and cry and get my corrupt unions to stage protests at your expense. Signed, Libby Liberal
Since I have never called in sick over the past few years, please send me a check for $ 25,000. I will also require every imagineable holiday off ( including Groundhog Day ) and summers off so that I may spend time with my friends and famly. In addition, I would like my medical insurance paid in full and of course I will require the best plan there is. Also essential is a uniform allowance of $ 700. per year, even though I do not wear a uniform and a paycheck over the summer months while I am not working. If these demands are not met, I will whine and cry and get my corrupt unions to stage protests at your expense. Signed, Libby Liberal
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