65 Thousand dollars a year to make change!

So NJ toll collectors make about $ 65k a year, work 6 hour days, and get 6 weeks vacation!  I just can't believe this. The fair market wage for a cashier is about 8 dollars an hour. No wonder the filthy state is on the verge of bankruptcy. It's time for the taxpayers to wake up and vote out those corrupt commie crooks out of office! 

A letter to my employer

Dear Employer:

Since I have never called in sick over the past few years, please send me a check for $ 25,000.  I will also require every imagineable holiday off ( including Groundhog Day ) and summers off so that I may spend time with my friends and famly. In addition, I would like my medical insurance paid in full and of course I will require the best plan there is. Also essential is a uniform allowance of $ 700. per year, even though I do not wear a uniform and a paycheck over the summer months while I am not working.  If these demands are not met, I will whine and cry and get my corrupt unions to stage protests at your expense.    Signed, Libby Liberal

3 million bucks wasted on state employee uniform allowances

So the State of NJ has wasted 3 million dollars for uniform allowances for state employees that don't even wear uniforms.  Have these politicians gone nuts?  I guess it's business as usual in NJ.   Can't wait to leave!

NJ limericks

There once was a kid from Bellemead
Who never learned how to read
At twelve thousand dollars
They all should be scholars
Like stuck pigs the taxpayers bleed

There once was a man from Howell
Who had trouble moving his bowells
In the mail came his tax
It worked just like EX-Lax
And his bathroom now smells real foul

There once was a girl from Brigantine
Who couldn't pump her own gasoline
While away on vacation
She blew up the station
Her wits were just not that keen

There once was a man from Wayne
Whose taxes drive him insane
He used his Mercedes
To run down old ladies
And now they are suing for pain.

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals: "So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my..."

Protesting Military Funerals

So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my front yard, and we will see if your First Amendment rights are better than my Second Amendment Rights.

Tom's Tree Service is the Best

Toms Tree Service is awesome. These guys worked their balls off and took down a goddam 100' tree in a few hours. All the guys were AMERICAN to boot. I would highly recommend these guys. Over and out!!!!!!!!