65 Thousand dollars a year to make change!

So NJ toll collectors make about $ 65k a year, work 6 hour days, and get 6 weeks vacation!  I just can't believe this. The fair market wage for a cashier is about 8 dollars an hour. No wonder the filthy state is on the verge of bankruptcy. It's time for the taxpayers to wake up and vote out those corrupt commie crooks out of office! 

A letter to my employer

Dear Employer:

Since I have never called in sick over the past few years, please send me a check for $ 25,000.  I will also require every imagineable holiday off ( including Groundhog Day ) and summers off so that I may spend time with my friends and famly. In addition, I would like my medical insurance paid in full and of course I will require the best plan there is. Also essential is a uniform allowance of $ 700. per year, even though I do not wear a uniform and a paycheck over the summer months while I am not working.  If these demands are not met, I will whine and cry and get my corrupt unions to stage protests at your expense.    Signed, Libby Liberal

3 million bucks wasted on state employee uniform allowances

So the State of NJ has wasted 3 million dollars for uniform allowances for state employees that don't even wear uniforms.  Have these politicians gone nuts?  I guess it's business as usual in NJ.   Can't wait to leave!

NJ limericks

There once was a kid from Bellemead
Who never learned how to read
At twelve thousand dollars
They all should be scholars
Like stuck pigs the taxpayers bleed

There once was a man from Howell
Who had trouble moving his bowells
In the mail came his tax
It worked just like EX-Lax
And his bathroom now smells real foul

There once was a girl from Brigantine
Who couldn't pump her own gasoline
While away on vacation
She blew up the station
Her wits were just not that keen

There once was a man from Wayne
Whose taxes drive him insane
He used his Mercedes
To run down old ladies
And now they are suing for pain.

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals

NEW JERSEY IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES: Protesting Military Funerals: "So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my..."

Protesting Military Funerals

So the Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment to protest military funerals. Please start a protest in my front yard, and we will see if your First Amendment rights are better than my Second Amendment Rights.

Tom's Tree Service is the Best

Toms Tree Service is awesome. These guys worked their balls off and took down a goddam 100' tree in a few hours. All the guys were AMERICAN to boot. I would highly recommend these guys. Over and out!!!!!!!!

Liberal commie senator wants to ban chewing tobacco in MLB

So today, I learned that Senator Frank Lautenburg (D) wants to ban chewing tobacco at major league baseball games. ( Chewing tobacco may be a bad influence on the children.)  Don't these pols have anything better to do with all the crap going on in the state? Liberal commies are destroying America and turning it into a whoossie, nanny state. This guy needs to retire immediately!

Open container law bad for NJ

Today as I was driving to work, I noticed about 100 beer bottles tossed on the side of the road in a mile stretch. If you get caught with an open container of anything alcoholic in NJ, it is a 250 dollar fine per container. That's 1500 bucks a six pack!   So where to all the beer bottles go. You guessed it - On the side of the road.  This law is incredibly stupid, and it makes our filthy state even filthier.

Pledge of allegiance ban

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
one nation
under God
indivisible
With liberty and justice for all.

Unions have too much power.

Many state employees in various states have been turned into whiney liberal whoosies by their unions and feel that they are entitled to everything. What about the taxpayers who foot the bill for all of their salaries and benefits?  Here in NJ, the state workers prosper, while private workers suffer. The state is on the brink of financial insolvency. One of the largest problems here is that the state of NJ is the largest employer in the state! If we keep on this liberal commie path, we will all be doomed financially. We need to learn how to say no to the spoiled children that the unions have created. Unions started out to help people, but they are currently crippling our economy.  These liberal commies need to be voted out of office immediately

I will miss Michele Pilenza fron 101.5

Michele Pilenza is a great person, and will be missed by her fans.   I like Judy too, but got used to Michele. Of course, Dennis is THE KING. Every day, they talk about a topic in NJ that makes me lose a few marbles. Jim Gearhart is awesome too.

Governor Chris Christie needs to get NASCAR in Atlantic City

Chris Christie needs to intice NASCAR to get in A.C.  This will be a win-win situation. There will be thousands of people coming in and generate zillions in revenues. and it will definitely work. It sounds like a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich, but there's a little bit of Redneck in all of us. See y'all in Sperryville Va. in August!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jersey Shore

The Jersey Shore is one of the stupidest pieces of trash TV ever produced. The funny thing is a crapload of people watch it. I even watch it myself, because it is so stupid that it's unbelievable. A lot of people in NJ are just like those retarded losers in the show, and that's one of the reasons that NJ makes me want to puke! The day I move ouf of the filthy state, I will rejoice and dance an Irish Jig.

Girl Scout robbed

Today, I learned a Girl Scout was robbed of her cookie money outside a store in East Brunswick, NJ.   Dear God, get me out of this filthy low class liberal commie overcrowded toilet of a state!

Liberals are good people, but nice guys finish last.

I know a lot of liberals, some younger and some older and frankly most of them are wonderful good hearted people. The problem is that most of them are misguided and feel guilty for their success or privlege, and want us to give our country away. As a State, and as a Nation. ( Still the greatest nation in the world ) we are doing just that. Currently, there are more people on some kind of government assistance than ever!   We are feeding, housing, and giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants who have no right to be here. If you found someone trespassing on your property, would you invite them in for dinner? Our youth unemployment is at the highest rate ever, because the illegals take these jobs. Do you remember when you went to get a hamburger and a teenager waited on you?  The word liberal is derived from the Latin word meaning free, however this cultural pollution called liberalism has already destroyed NJ and will soon destroy this country if we don't all wake up. By the way  " The Jersey Shore " sucks tremendously and the only reason I mention this is because more people are interested in Snookie than important issues facing our nation.

TAXPAYERS MONEY GETTING FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET

Today I learned that it costs about $ 28,000 to draft a bill in NJ.  About a month ago, there was a NJ politician  ( Cleopatra Tucker ) who proposed regristration for BICYCLES.   BWOOSH!!! Do you hear that? That's your money going down the toilet.

Chris Christie

Kudos to Governor Chris Christie. Today he told Cuomo  " Take them back "    He was referring to the low class drunken shitheads on The Jersey Shore.  At least he uses his set of balls for something other than nailing whores. Christie is a patriot.

5.9 Million Bucks to chop down trees along the Garden State Parkway

Yesterday, I learned that NJ blew 5.9 million bucks to chop down trees along the Garbage State Parking Lot. Who needs trees? They only make oxygen.  Let's just pave all of our yards too while we're at it.

So this is my first blog. I live in NJ and every day, I hear about some incredibly stupid law or fact that makes me lose a few marbles!  So I made a board game about NJ ( The object of the game is to get out of NJ before you lose all your marbles!)  Did you know that in some NJ towns, you need a permit to chop down a tree on your own property?   Did you know that it is a crime in NJ to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks, but beastiality is not a crime in NJ?   My board game will contain facts and slices of life incidents typical to NJ life.